Color Me Lethargic.

OK, just for the record, don't Google image the word "Douche" in hope of finding some dude... the images you get are grossly disturbing, especially if you already had the parental locks off.

Lists of ways people piss me off:

List 1: Driving Douches

Speeding down an exit only lane in traffic and trying to merge in when you knew you had to do that the whole time. Just wait in traffic like everyone else and don't be a douche.

People with "Git-R-Done" on the car.

People who refuse to use their turn signals in any situation, then get all pissed off because you wouldn't let them over.

People not pulling over for an ambulance, fire truck or police car with the sirens blasting. Switching lanes DOESN'T count.

People who don't check their blind spots.

People who slow down A LOT to gawk at an accident, causing major traffic.

List 2: Customer Douches

Bitching out the customer service people who answer the telephone at the place you're calling to complain. They probably did nothing wrong, but the get most of the pissed-off people.

People who treat the checkout person like they're a total idiot. People who treat anyone like they're a total idiot. Isn't it more fun to make fun of them later than to be mean to their face? Just let them prove they're a moron - they don't need you to point it out.

Customers that get caught in lies then lie to get out of the lie.

List 3: Mean People Piss Me Off

People who hurt animals.

Those who think that getting an a physical fight is the correct response to mild confrontation.

People who think it's funny to abuse others.

Liars

People who justify slumlands with, "People just can't take care of anything," or "THey put themselves there" and don't think of the economic and social conditions involved in the situation.

Racists

Sexists

Stereotypers - I don't care if it's common for blacks to eat chicken and watermelon - HELL, I like chicken and watermelon and I'm not black - the joke isn't funny.

List 3: Quit Yer Bitchin'

Pessimists.

People who do nothing but complain about their physical ailments but do nothing about them.

People who find an excuse for everything - and it's always someone else's fault.

People who use a physical or health condition as a crutch. I'm not saying "I can't lift a 150-lb load because I have vertebrae fused with titanium" - I'm saying "You'd have a different view on life if you'd been through chemo." Yes, I know someone who used that as a counterpoint in an argument.

People who refuse to be proven wrong, even when they are.

There will be more. OK, I'll finish this later. Let it all soak in for now.